1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike
and asked for forgiveness.
2. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
4. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed
regularly, and for the same reason.
5. A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
6. If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by
candlelight.
7. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.
8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in
your pocket.
9. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
10. Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the
week says WTF?
and asked for forgiveness.
2. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
4. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed
regularly, and for the same reason.
5. A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
6. If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by
candlelight.
7. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.
8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in
your pocket.
9. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
10. Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the
week says WTF?